Sewing Room Rhymes (or - Cautionary Tales for the Instruction of New and Experienced Sewists)

This is the skirt front (quite well done)

With a central feature that adds such fun

To the skirt that G sewed.

This is the central pocket back

of the skirt front (quite well done)

With a central feature that adds such fun

To the skirt that G sewed.

This is the remnant

that should have been hacked

to make the central pocket back

of the skirt front (quite well done)

With a central feature that adds such fun

To the skirt that G sewed.

This is a back all terribly chopped

To make the backing that wasn’t cropped

From the remnant

that should have been hacked

to make the central pocket back

of the skirt front (quite well done)

With a central feature that adds such fun

To the skirt that G sewed stuffed up.

This is the puddle all forlorn

Of a purple skirt that will never be worn.














And this is the sound of the howling wail
of a sewist who's just had an epic fail.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!